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Why is Ambulance white in colour???
Ans: Ambulance has Oxygen cylinder, Oxygen is a gas, Gas is used 4 cooking food, Food is source of vitamins, v get Vitamin D from Sun, Sun produces Light, Light comes 4m bulbs, Small bulbs are used 2 decorate Christmas tree, Christmas means gifts, Gifts are given by Santa, Santa lives in North Pole, North Pole is the house of Polar bears, Polar bears are White. That is why Ambulance is White in colour......
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