Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Fun Guru

Why is Ambulance white in colour???
Ans: Ambulance has Oxygen cylinder, Oxygen is a gas, Gas is used 4 cooking food, Food is source of vitamins, v get Vitamin D from Sun, Sun produces Light, Light comes 4m bulbs, Small bulbs are used 2 decorate Christmas tree, Christmas means gifts, Gifts are given by Santa, Santa lives in North Pole, North Pole is the house of Polar bears, Polar bears are White. That is why Ambulance is White in colour......
Source:G.Nikhil(480)

Friday, February 18, 2011

Height of insult:

A Boy msgd his EAMCET rank to his friend.....
Friend replies: ok Dude,I saved ur new mobile number...

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Funny World:


20 yrs back,one idly was 50paise & one call was 5 rupees.
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But today, one call is 50 paise & one idly is 5 rupees.